Are you a sexually active woman? Congratulations! You're a SLUT. Celebrity Big Brother Rant

Preface: I really need to rant. If you want to understand why I am so angry then I would highly recommend watching this episode of Celebrity Big Brother Here before reading this. 

I am a feminist. You are probably thinking I hate all men, want all women to tear their bras off, become lesbians and keep the men in cages so they can donate their sperm to keep the world running. Funnily enough, I am the polar opposite of that description (although I would enjoy a world where it was socially acceptable to never wear a bra). I love men and as a feminist, I want equality for both sexes, not just us ladies. With that in mind, you can now go forth to read my angry tirade against that ASSHAT Dappy.

To briefly summarize what happened in the episode, Luisa and Dappy get into an argument when he suggests that he can sleep around, cheat on his girlfriend etc, but if she does the same, then she is a slag. Obviously Luisa and Jasmine disagreed with this because logically it doesn’t really make sense. It is like saying: When Dappy cleans the house he is being tidy, but when Luisa cleans the house she is being dirty’. The deed is the same but what they did is being considered completely different things.

Anyways, the argument escalated very quickly and to a nonsensical level when Dappy being the stupid twerp he is started stalking Luisa around the house, shouting out his GCSE grades over and over and saying that Luisa slept with 5 guys in one night and it was ‘dirty’. My qualms with this entire thing are:

a) How Dappy cannot fathom the fact that male and females performing the same acts are in fact the same fucking thing.

b) That because Luisa slept with five men in one night, she should not be considered a woman.

Let’s turn this into a little story. Let’s say Joe Bloggs, a stranger, down the road decided he’d go out and have sex with 5 people in one night. He does so and thoroughly enjoys it. When you wake up the next morning, do you feel as though your whole day, and possibly life has been ruined by what Joe did last night? NO. YOU ARE NOT AN IDIOT. And what if poor oul Joe gets an STI? Will you too begin to itch your genitals? OBVIOUSLY NOT.  Why is it when people want to do things that don’t harm others (gay marriage being another prime  example) half the fucking country gets diarrhoea? Allow me to make this clear. If I go out and have consensual, protected sex with 48 people in one night, then that is MY choice and should not bear any meaning on your existence.

Obviously there’s the whole age old argument of the lad going out, getting the ride and getting a pat on the back for being a legend (because intercourse is comparable to discovering fire apparently) but if a girl does the same and ever dares speak about what she did, she is immediately considered damaged goods. I seriously cannot cope with this logic. People watch porn all of the time, people have threesomes, and people generally love to have sex. Why is it that it has such a stigma attached to it when it is associated with an average woman? I guarantee you Dappy has had a solo session below before whilst watching porn. Is it okay to wank to your heart’s content over these porn stars and then when you actually meet a girl, who has had sex with more than one person in her life, you deem her to be worthless, not even a woman? (I wish he expanded on what he thinks a woman is). Can I also add that Dappy was arrested before for spitting in the face of a woman who refused his advances. Lovely. 

Grow the fuck up is all I can say. Dappy is a wanna be gangster who makes shit music and thinks all of the females in the world want to sit on his lap and shake his third leg. NEWSFLASH DAPPY: YOU LOOK LIKE A 12 YEAR OLD!!!

I know there are plenty of more Dappys out there. Unfortuantely this world must have quotas of fucktards to create.

In the fine words of Lily Allen: It’s hard out here for a bitch

Goodnight, Irene